Rules that Girls Wish Guys Knew

1. Asking a girl on Friday for a date on Saturday is completely unacceptable. Keyword: Planning.
2. Shave every day. One day's growth of facial hair is worse than a girl not shaving her legs for a week.
3. We may be emotional beings, but do not lie to squirm your way out of trouble. We are not as gullible as you think.
4. Learn to clean up the toilet. If peeing standing up is so difficult and you are bound to miss, then may we suggest that you learn to use a toilet brush and sponge to clean up after yourself.
5. We really don't find it attractive when you stand there stratching yourself in the morning, afternoon or night- please do it in private.
6. Don't do it, if you're not going to follow-thru.
7. Don't fix it if it's really not broke. You don't need to take everything apart out of curiosity.
8. Ask for directions.
9. If you said you are going to be somewhere at a certain time, then do it. Don't expect us to wait around.
10. "I don't feel like talking right now" is an acceptable thing to say- Unacceptable thing to do is sit there and pretend you're listening and just say "uh huh" and "yes Dear"- it's condescending.
11. One remote is ENOUGH... no need to have a control tower in your living room.
12. Couch Potato is not a sport, so don't try to be an All-star at it!
13. Your way is not always the right way. Learn to say- "I was wrong."
14. If we can't talk to you during a football game, then don't try to get our attention during Ally McBeal.
15. If you say you are going to do something, then just do it. Don't sit around thinking of creative excuses why you couldn't get to it.
16. We are not your mothers, so don't expect us to clean up after you like one.
17. SkyLine Chili is not considered a romantic dinner for two.
18. If you concede to let us decorate the house without any input from you, then don't complain when everything is in frilly flowers, and pink motif.
19. We understand that you have to put on a manly act in front of your friends, but in the privacy of your own home, it's okay if you just want to cuddle.

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